The Weird Things Males Like

(A) Soccer



Someone msned me today.
He asked if I was into the entire World Cup affair.

No lor…
I even thought Japan had won last night, coz I only saw the front bits of the match at Wine Company.

Anyway…
He proceeded to inform me that some boyfriends had ‘taken leave’ from their chicks during the World Cup.

WTF is ‘take leave’???

If he has a wife, does he take leave from his wife?
From his kids??

He also said that one of his friends would quit his job every 4 years to go watch the live matches in the host country.

FWAH… Win oredi.

What else would a guy leave his chick and job for?

This is the part of the Male psyche which I doubt I will ever be able to grasp.
Fascination with games.


(B) DOTA

In this new era of the internet, the new obsession is born.

The next most dangerous and socially/marriage/relationship/life-threatening activity is called DOTA.

RRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!



KNN…

Dunno how many couples have quarreled over this stupid online game.
'I cannot quit the game when you call me/are in pain/dying etc!!
If I do that, the other players will not want to play with me anymore.'

(WOW... That's such a convincing argument.
Very logical, but totally irrational.)

Dunno how many exams have been screwed up over this stupid online game.
'I am very stressed up because of the exams! I need to play to relax!'
*Then proceeds to play for 4 hours of DOTA into the wee hours of the morning*


Then again…
Looking on the bright side...
I wonder if the diversion of attention to these activities has lowered crime statistics.

A female friend once said, ‘Perhaps Soccer is the true solution to World Peace.’.


(C) Girls

Yesh... This is one of the weird things Guys like too.

I think when a relationship first starts, Obsessions (A) and (B) are not made known upfront.
I suspect the Male knows that the Female's reactions to Obsessions (A) and (B) will be negative to the probablity of 1.

Hence, failure to declare and/or wilful witholding of information on the part of the Male, in effect, amounts to CHEATING.
(I think a form with a declaration clause ought to be drafted.
Please inform SDU.)
=_=

Usually during the honeymoon period, the Male will be very obliging.
That's when the Female will start to preen the Male.

To remove any traces of his singlehood.

Change his hair style, his wardrobe, his watch, his car décor, his diet, his job, his room, his toilet paper, and where possible, his mother.

Take Moby’s latest entry for example.

Pluck eyebrow meh?!!!
WAH LAU!!!

I mean… Moby is hardly a plucked-eyebrow kind of guy lor!!

I think it’s like peeing on your turf.
Marking your territory.
Claiming your property.

But if every chick does the same, then the markings are the same.
And ALL marked guys will be the same too.
Like that how to differentiate?
*scratch head moment*

Girls are strange because they do what they do.
Guys are stranger because they allow Girls to do to themselves what they do.

And Guys secretly like it when Girls do these strange things.
They think when this happens, means they have a girlfriend.

=_=

I is no understand.
I go dance with Blinky.
And maybe along the way, can think of some weird things to do to ‘Good Fren’.

I is competitive.
Must be weirder than the other chicks.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

'Good Fren' jialat oredi loh!!!
=))))

Like someone commented in my earlier entry,
这是社会的错啦！
不要怪我哦！