I didn't expect it to be so clinical, but a group of scientists from New York has found the meaning of 'true love'!
Apparently, to 'own' true love when one gets old means having 'intense companionship and sexual liveliness'. For that, the love birds mature into 'swans'. Unfortunately, only 1 in 10 pair of old birds are 'swans'.
I wonder if there had been cases when the scientists scanned the brains of these old birds and found that only a brain lit up, while the partner's remained... grey?! If the participants ask for the results, are the scientists obliged to tell? Will this devastate a two decade long relationship?
Wife: Oh my... *panic* Why didn't your brain light up?!
Husband: I don't know... *secretly thinks to himself: Damn... It must be permanent damage from all that Viagra and porn I've been consuming*
Wife: Honey, do you think we have a problem?
Husband: Of course not!! *holds her wrinkled hand* It's a stupid test! Love is not about chemicals and drugs! Their hypothesis is all screwed up! We've made it together for the past 20 years and had 4 beautiful children... Of course we are in love?!!
Wife: Orrrrhhh!! You're the best, Hun!
This article certainly goes back to the basic definition of 'true love'. As long as one experiences 'intense companionship and sexual liveliness', one has true love.
That's pretty easy to achieve, isn't it?
Once we get to withdraw our CPF, we can buy ourselves really needy 17 year olds, and extract all the limerance our fragile aged bodies can tolerate until our CPF monies or mortal time runs out, whichever comes first. Ahhh... So that's what the CPF is for!!
I wonder how many of those scientists involved have started wondering about their love lives?!
Sunday, January 04, 2009
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This calls for the old joke:
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over
her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?
He said, 'I found the remote'.
She demonstrates true, selfless love by not beating him to death with the object of his passion.
It IS a theory, but how to test?
is tis love or porn u promoting? lol
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